Rules for Kickin’ Ass for the Non-Military
This just in (thanks Terri E.) Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem — kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest — kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served,...
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