Let Me See If I’ve Got This Right
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: ‘Let me see if I’ve got this right. ‘You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning. ‘You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride. ‘You want me to teach them patriotism and good...
Read MoreRules for Kickin’ Ass for the Non-Military
This just in (thanks Terri E.) Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem — kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest — kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served,...
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